The Lusty Argonian Maid
- Volume 1
- Act IV, Scene III, continued
- Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
- Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
- Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
- Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
- Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
- Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
- Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
- END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
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- Volume 2
- Act VII, Scene II, Continued
- Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that’s quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
- Crantius Colto: This loaf isn’t ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
- Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
- Crantius Colto: Of course.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
- Crantius Colto: Don’t fret, my delicate flower. I’ll satisfy the mistress’ cravings later.
- Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I’m afraid my oven isn’t hot enough. It could take hours!
- Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
- End of Act VII, Scene II
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