Alexander Supertramp

18 year old Australian Dudeist priest. Film and Gaming devotee.
double-bacon-genius-burger:

The Amazing Debra Morgan:
“Holy Jesus on a Stick!”
“Fuck me twice on Sundays!”
“Fuck me sideways!”
“Fuck me in both ears.”
“A metric fuck-ton.”
“Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
“A baby?! A motherfucking rolly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!”
“FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’.”
“Shitcock motherfuck!”
“Mother-shit-fuck!”
“Shit a brick and fuck me with it!”
“Go shit up a rope.”
“Jizz-bucket.”
“Holy Frankenfuck, snakes!”
“Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.”
“Where in Fucktopia are you?”
“Double douche!”
“Fuck you…Fuck you twice!”
“What da fuck!”
“Bullshit, you fuckin’ drinkind whore”
“You are my last ditch ass fucked effort!”
“Fuckin’ witness whisperer!”
“I will kick your fuckin’ nuts down your throat!”
“Pressure fuckin’ point”
“Whenever you have a earth shattering ball crushing mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!”
“I love you bro but sometimes you’re a fucking tard.”
“Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuckin’ beef bus!”
“I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck.”

double-bacon-genius-burger:

The Amazing Debra Morgan:
  • “Holy Jesus on a Stick!”
  • “Fuck me twice on Sundays!”
  • “Fuck me sideways!”
  • “Fuck me in both ears.”
  • “A metric fuck-ton.”
  • “Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
  • “A baby?! A motherfucking rolly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!”
  • “FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’.”
  • “Shitcock motherfuck!”
  • “Mother-shit-fuck!”
  • “Shit a brick and fuck me with it!”
  • “Go shit up a rope.”
  • “Jizz-bucket.”
  • “Holy Frankenfuck, snakes!”
  • “Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.”
  • “Where in Fucktopia are you?”
  • “Double douche!”
  • “Fuck you…Fuck you twice!”
  • “What da fuck!”
  • “Bullshit, you fuckin’ drinkind whore”
  • “You are my last ditch ass fucked effort!”
  • “Fuckin’ witness whisperer!”
  • “I will kick your fuckin’ nuts down your throat!”
  • “Pressure fuckin’ point”
  • “Whenever you have a earth shattering ball crushing mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!”
  • “I love you bro but sometimes you’re a fucking tard.”
  • “Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuckin’ beef bus!”
  • “I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck.”

(Source: certainly---uncertain)

Apr 4th at 9PM / via: inglourious-basterd / op: certainly---uncertain / tagged: dexter. / reblog / 2,260 notes

(Source: thebraniganproject)

Mar 6th at 4PM / via: redrumsyndrum / op: thebraniganproject / tagged: dexter. / reblog / 75,834 notes

(Source: setfiretotherain-)

Jan 25th at 10PM / via: better-than-oxygen / op: setfiretotherain- / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 1,723 notes

(Source: setfiretotherain-)

Dec 20th at 3PM / via: alwaysacatch / op: setfiretotherain- / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 3,167 notes

When i was three, i watched my own mother get killed. Something like that stays with you. Seeing that so young, the darkness got in deep. Never left me, never will.

(Source: mentalgeller)

Nov 1st at 12AM / via: mentalgeller / op: mentalgeller / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 527 notes
Sep 30th at 9PM / via: alwaysacatch / op: uhmaynderr-deactivated20111212 / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 440 notes

(Source: horrifying-delight)

Sep 29th at 11PM / via: horrifying-delight / op: horrifying-delight / tagged: dexter. tv. / reblog / 18 notes

“I have no idea what hammertime is. Or how it differs from regular time.”

(Source: mentalgeller)

Sep 26th at 11AM / via: drg0nzo / op: mentalgeller / tagged: dexter. tv. / reblog / 157 notes
Sep 24th at 10PM / via: drg0nzo / op: -labyrinth / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 1,372 notes

Sep 24th at 12PM / via: alwaysacatch / op: hellyeahdexter / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 559 notes

I could never really decide if I liked Dexter based on quality. I just liked his methods, and really if I had the resources I would do the same.

Aug 13th at 4PM / via: axon-axoff / op: axon-axoff / tagged: Dexter. tv. / reblog / 41 notes