The Jack of Hearts

CONTENTS OF RIFTEN SLUTS BEDROOM

1 x The Lusty Argonian Maid volume 1

1 x The Lusty Argonian Maid volume 2

4 x Stamina potions

2 x sets of leather straps

1 x set of bed-mounted shackles

and

1 x makeshift Horker Tusk dildo

(Source: mygamingconfessions)

I have a bookshelf. In my house. That is just full of copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid. Gotta love lizard erotica.

(Source: goapsytrancespacepirate)

• What is life's greatest illusion?
• Innocence, my Brother.

sirmitchell:

Scumbag Bandits. 

p.s. Skyrim is the best single player game of all time. Yeah, I said it. 

Mage's Guild Questline

• Me: I have very important information for you.
• Savos Avren: Yes, and what would that be?
• Me: We need to find the Staff of Magnus.
• Savos Avren: Well, I'd certainly love to have such a powerful staff, but I'm not really sure that any of us need it.
• Me: It's connected to that orb (THE EYE OF MAGNUS) we found.
• Savos Avren: Oh really, and how do you know of this?
• LET'S START AT THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH HAVE THE WORD MAGNUS IN THEIR TITLE. fucking Mage's Guild. Bunch of jokers.

toss up between Morrowind and Skyrim.

I laughed.

(Source: doyoulikebees)

Now I’m not calling you a slut. But if you were born under one of the Nine Divines it would be Dibella.

“Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.”

(Source: erebusproject)

Argonian 4 lyf <3 <3 xoxo gossip girl

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