who’s flying to toronto on june 17th?
this guy
to all my tea-loving hipster gaming nerd followers
oo yeah bet you felt that one kony
what is this monstrous heaven
back to morning shifts next week
(Source: lickystickypickywe)
never ask me this.
always.
(Source: penny-throwing-dummy)
(Source: raoulthompson)
“This is the thing that I’m worst at - in the world… this and drawing.”
Larry David on talking up women- Pumped Up Kicks
Torches
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 451 plays
Artist: Foster The People
Track: Pumped Up Kicks
Robert’s got a quick hand.
He’ll look around the room, he won’t tell you his plan.
He’s got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he’s a cowboy kid.
Yeah he found a six shooter gun.
In his dads closet hidden in a box of fun things, and I don’t even know what.
But he’s coming for you, yeah he’s coming for you.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
Daddy works a long day.
He be coming home late, yeah he’s coming home late.
And he’s bringing me a surprise.
‘Cause dinner’s in the kitchen and it’s packed in ice.
I’ve waited for a long time.
Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger,
I reason with my cigarette,
And say your hair’s on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
i’m larry david. except instead of adhering to jewish stereotypes, being funny, and mildly offensive - i hit people.
